Friday, May 20, 2005

A Tale of Intrigue! (to fill in for those boring moments in life)

Once apon a time...
There was a little boy who was having a nap in his house, while the rest of his family were outside, and his daddy was far away working at the office. After a while, his mommy decided she would go inside, but she discovered that all the doors were locked! She was very worried, and since this story happened before she got a cell-phone, she could not call her husband. Then her neighbor, who happened to be an FBI agent offered to pick one of her locks with his special lockpicking kit (FBI agents get to have all those cool little things, you know) so he came over and tried and tried to open the door, but it did not work. He was rusty in his lockpicking skills. So together, mommy and the FBI agent tugged and pulled the garage door open (the big, sliding one). It was not an automatic one, and it was old and falling apart, so when they got it open, the metal bars were broken, but mommy thanked the FBI agent, and went inside.

The End
this has been a true story from the files of meredith, and sponsored by
Automatic Garage Doors Inc.
Thank You

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should become friends with this neighbor and hope that he passes on a few of those skills. On the other hand, I think most people already have the skill of not opening locked doors down pretty well.

Cara said...

well said blond haired/just graduated from bibleschool/know you from my church/ask my dad he'd know/you live in manchester guy.